5.3.04

Oklahoma

Can I get a show of hands of all you states that hate Texas.
Alright Oklahoma I see you, you can put your hand down now.
Colorado, OK, Cali, OK, Hawaii, I had no idea, Louisiana, the feeling is mutual.
Oklahoma, I said you can put your hand down now.

I went to Oklahoma City last weekend. I haven't felt such massive anti Texas sentiment since that Hairdresser on the Haight street gave me a mullet and a lecture just cause I mentioned that I was from Texas.

You don't get to choose where your peephole opens in this crazy world. All I can do is now is reprezent the best I can for a kinder gentler Texas that exists maybe only here in Austin.

And oh yeah, screw you too Oklahoma.

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